Amazingly amazing Brussels Sprouts

Brussels Sprouts are supposed to be the enemy of children everywhere. They are famously fed to the dog and hid under piles of mashed potatoes, but I can't get enough of them. Besides, bacon makes everything better.

Ingredients:
1 pound of Brussels Sprouts, cleaned and cut in half
3 slices of bacon (any kind will do, but applewood smoked works very well for this)
Half a red onion, diced (again, any onion will work, but I recommend red onion)

1. Cook bacon in a saute pan, remove the bacon, but do not drain the fat.
2. Saute sprouts and onion in the bacon fat, until onions are caramelized and the Brussels sprouts are bright green and golden in color.
3. Add the bacon and serve.

Easy Roasted Vegetables

This is a ridiculously simple way to cook vegetables and it makes almost no dishes.

1 pound of vegetables (I used broccoli and cauliflower, but this would work for almost anything)
1 tablespoon butter or oil
Salt and pepper
A sprinkling of Parmesan cheese (optional)

This can be done while you're baking something else in the oven or cooking on the grill and the only thing you get dirty is a butter knife.

1. Make a packet out of tin foil and place your vegetables inside with the butter, salt and pepper and cheese.
2. Fold the packet up so it's sealed and then place it on a grill over indirect heat, or in an oven that is heated to at least 350 degrees.
3. These will finish faster the higher heat you have them on, so if you're grilling them and your grill is about 500 degrees these should finish in about 5 minutes, in an oven it should take around 8-10 minutes.

Cauliflower Soup

I'm a huge fan of soups that taste like they're full of heavy cream, but actually aren't. This soup has a ton of veggie and garlic-y goodness and is very filling.

Ingredients
1 Cauliflower head, cut from the crown into florets
2 medium russet potatoes, peeled and cubed into 1 inch cubes
1 medium yellow onion, chopped
2 ribs of celery, chopped
1 carrot, chopped
2 garlic cloves, smashed
2 cups vegetable broth
1 cup of light cream or whole milk
1 cup of milk (you can use whatever milk you like, I used unsweeted almond milk)
3/4 cup of parmaesan cheese
2 tablespoons oil
1 bay leaf
salt and pepper to taste

1. In a large pot, place the cauliflower florets, about a quarter of your chopped onion, and smashed garlic cloves. Set the pot to simmer until the cauliflower is soft.

2. While the cauliflower cooks, put potatoes in a pot to boil until they are fork-tender.

3. Heat 2 tablespoons of oil in a saute pan. Add onions, carrots, salt and pepper, and saute until tender. 

4. Once all the vegetables are cooked you can begin to puree them all together. In a food processor add your cooked vegetables, garlic, potatoes, along with cream and milk, mix until smooth. Depending on the size of your processor you may have to do this step in batches.

5. Once you have a mixture that looks a lot like smooth mashed potatoes, you can transfer everything to your large sauce pot, add the vegetable broth, stir until combined, and add the bay leaf, and cheese.

6. Simmer covered on low heat for an hour, then taste and adjust salt and pepper seasoning to your liking.